Best description of a crash ever?

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
04/26/2016 at 19:38 • Filed to: None

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Best description of a crash ever


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Dusty Ventures
04/26/2016 at 19:45

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“almost got mah dick”

“Does it still work?”

“ah, I dunno. we’ll find that out off camera”

Oh god my sides


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Dusty Ventures
04/26/2016 at 19:46

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Holy crap that’s a massive shunt.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
04/26/2016 at 19:54

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First time I watched it I kept going “but where’s the car?”


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > Dusty Ventures
04/26/2016 at 19:55

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Instant classic. I wondered where the car was too.


Kinja'd!!! Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > Dusty Ventures
04/26/2016 at 20:03

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When travelling from where the car left the course to where it came to rest requires a 5 minute hike, you know it’s not gone well.

“Thank fuck the cars are good” lol.


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Dusty Ventures
04/26/2016 at 20:14

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He somehow managed to go farther than this crash, which involved a massive cliff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=—8FZADKwGU


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
04/26/2016 at 20:15

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Its a better reaction than the “My vagina” one from earlier this year.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > Dusty Ventures
04/26/2016 at 20:31

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My god, it’s like MCM goes rallying. And not just because they’re Aussies.


Kinja'd!!! Shmevans > Dusty Ventures
04/26/2016 at 20:40

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“Those are some Auto-Salon spec suicide doors.”


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Dusty Ventures
04/26/2016 at 21:30

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I want Guru Welding to do my roll cage.


Kinja'd!!! sdwarf36 > Dusty Ventures
04/26/2016 at 22:06

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“Let’s see if it will start. Holy shit-see if it will roll. GET IN THE CAR-WE”RE BACK IN THIS THING!”

Dusty-calling you out. you DO know we have a rally class-don’t you? Schedule on hillclimb.org.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dusty Ventures
04/26/2016 at 22:38

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When they first started moving the car, i had scrolled down, and I thought maybe another video had started playing. It didn’t even occur to me that it could be the same car.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
04/26/2016 at 22:55

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Did you catch the “for sale” ad in the credits?


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > sdwarf36
04/26/2016 at 22:56

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Find me a driver in rally class in need of a co-driver and I’m there ;)


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dusty Ventures
04/26/2016 at 23:08

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I did not.


Kinja'd!!! sdwarf36 > Dusty Ventures
04/26/2016 at 23:21

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Come on-call one of your buddies for some cheap practice. $175 a weekend-and we feed you lunch. Even Dylan VanWay came for some practice pre-Mt. Wash.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > wafflesnfalafel
04/27/2016 at 13:15

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I’ve heard of a few cage makers who will buy back wrecked cars that they put a cage in. A: they get data about what they did right and wrong, and B: if it held up there’s no better advert than a thrashed car with an intact cage sitting in your waiting room.